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Month Sub Winter Giveaway!
VallinaDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 11:29 AM | Message # 1
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Month Sub Winter Giveaway!


This contest is super easy to enter. All you need to do is post a funny joke and you'll be entered to win a month sub token! There will be a total of 3 random winners. Be sure to include in your post your server and username.


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FleetFoxesDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 12:34 PM | Message # 2
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Which side of a horse has more hair?
The outside :P

Fleetfoxes, HI2 Eternal, Player ID:29688
 
KimDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 1:25 PM | Message # 3
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Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Username: TableDog

Thanks!


Message edited by Kim - Sunday, 2014-12-07, 1:25 PM
 
LuvShoesDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 2:38 PM | Message # 4
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Q: What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express

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Username: LuvShoes
 
TwinkieStacheManDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 3:30 PM | Message # 5
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Q: Why can't horses dance?
A: Because they have 2 left feet.

Username: QuaintRock
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sheezamysteryDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 3:33 PM | Message # 6
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I don't own this:
Q: How do you put a pony in the refrigerator?
A: Open the door, put the pony in, and close the door
Q: How do you put a horse in the refrigerator?
A: Open the door, take the pony out, put the horse in, and close the door
The Horse and Pony were supposed to race, who do you think won?
A: The Pony, the horse was still in the refrigerator!! LOL lol

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PM me! I am PurpleMagic on LC and ET! :D
 
MashaDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 3:46 PM | Message # 7
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Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?
A: "Why the long face?"

How punny...

Username: Mishka
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VetRiderDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 3:58 PM | Message # 8
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You know you're a horse lover when you tell your friend to hurry up, and then you cluck!  :p 

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because someone shouted "Hay!" 

What is a horse's favorite company?
Apple!

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Username: VetRider
 
MarzialeDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 4:08 PM | Message # 9
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What did the horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

Username: Marziale
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SpanishMustangDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 6:07 PM | Message # 10
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Q: What do you call a baby donkey? 
A: A burrito!

Username: SpanishMustang
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LuckyStarDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 7:29 PM | Message # 11
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 Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because his voice was a little hoarse

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BonanzaDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 8:39 PM | Message # 12
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Q: Why did the horse take a slice of hay to bed?
A: To feed his nightmares  :p 

Username: Bonanza
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AvocadoGoldfishDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 9:50 PM | Message # 13
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Q. What do you call a horse that lives next door? 
A.  A neigh-bour.

User: AvocadoGoldfish
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DevDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 10:02 PM | Message # 14
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Q: Why are nuts and bolts similar to riders and horses?
A: Because when the rider's nuts the horse bolts!

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CavalettiQueenDate: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 11:22 PM | Message # 15
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Here's one for all us broke folks who love our giant babies.
Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune. 

Username: CavalettiQueen
Server: Life Cycle

Happy Holidays everyone! smile
 
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