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Month Sub Winter Giveaway!
PatchyLoverDate: Monday, 2014-12-08, 8:59 AM | Message # 16
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Q. Why do cowboys ride horses?

A. Because they are too heavy to carry!  smile

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lilredDate: Monday, 2014-12-08, 11:01 AM | Message # 17
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Q. When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it's neck and neck.

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TwoScoopsOfCrazyDate: Monday, 2014-12-08, 12:39 PM | Message # 18
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Q: What's a horse's favourite TV show?
A: Neigh-bours!

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Good luck !!
 
StandardRacersDate: Monday, 2014-12-08, 7:00 PM | Message # 19
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Q.) Why is horse racing so romantic?
A.) Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

But here's another I thought was cute heart

Q.) Where did the newlywed horses stay?

A.)In the bridle suite!


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Message edited by StandardRacers - Monday, 2014-12-08, 7:03 PM
 
subtle14loveDate: Tuesday, 2014-12-09, 7:34 AM | Message # 20
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Q: Why did the horse cross the road?

A: Because somebody shouted hay! 

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EsrohDate: Tuesday, 2014-12-09, 11:12 AM | Message # 21
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A: Unicorns are real! I saw one!
B: Where, show me!
A: Look there's one! Well it's fat but still..
B: Oh.. A rhino.

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ZiaDate: Tuesday, 2014-12-09, 11:18 AM | Message # 22
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This is tragic but still funny  tongue

Q.Why did the hedgehog cross the road
A. To see his flatmate.  :D 

Sorry but I laughed at this xD

Zia
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Silver5382Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-09, 9:19 PM | Message # 23
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Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh 

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OkarnillDate: Wednesday, 2014-12-10, 12:33 PM | Message # 24
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Q How do you hire a horse?

A Put four bricks under it.

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CountryBluesDate: Wednesday, 2014-12-10, 5:21 PM | Message # 25
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What kind of story do you tell a runaway horse?

A tell of WHOA!  biggrin

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ThoroughbredDashDate: Thursday, 2014-12-11, 0:38 AM | Message # 26
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Q. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, but what kind of tree does chicken come from?
A. Poul-Tree!

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For everything, there is a season. Horse Isle season just happens to be all year.
 
MidnightFoalDate: Thursday, 2014-12-11, 8:22 AM | Message # 27
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Q: What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?
A: All breeds. Houses don't jump

Haha! xD

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TommoDate: Thursday, 2014-12-11, 4:18 PM | Message # 28
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Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred

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FleurDate: Friday, 2014-12-12, 3:24 PM | Message # 29
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Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it's neck and neck

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Have a good Christmas!
 
DakotaDate: Friday, 2014-12-12, 7:21 PM | Message # 30
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Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.

Thanks for the opportunity!

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