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FairChildDate: Sunday, 2014-12-14, 1:04 PM | Message # 31
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Q: What do you call a scary female horse?

A: A nightmare!

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ToxicLlamaDate: Sunday, 2014-12-14, 7:12 PM | Message # 32
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Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy

lol

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AmarokDate: Sunday, 2014-12-14, 7:13 PM | Message # 33
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Q: What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

A: One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
 
WingedGiftDate: Sunday, 2014-12-14, 7:20 PM | Message # 34
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A Spanish-speaking magician once told his audience that he would disappear on the count of three. He then began to count, "Uno.. Dos.." *Poof*

He disappeared without a tres.

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Message edited by WingedGift - Sunday, 2014-12-14, 7:21 PM
 
HakweeDate: Monday, 2014-12-15, 8:44 AM | Message # 35
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Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A.  "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

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ThornyRoseDate: Monday, 2014-12-15, 4:29 PM | Message # 36
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

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DalekOswinDate: Tuesday, 2014-12-16, 6:03 PM | Message # 37
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he lives in Never Never Land!

;D

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GuiseDate: Thursday, 2014-12-18, 6:02 AM | Message # 38
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Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse's name was Friday!

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cheetoDate: Friday, 2014-12-19, 1:07 PM | Message # 39
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Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!

Q. What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A.One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Message edited by cheeto - Friday, 2014-12-19, 1:09 PM
 
OpalPegasusDate: Friday, 2014-12-19, 5:31 PM | Message # 40
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A few Christmas jokes, Happy Holidays!!

What happens to naughty elves at school?
They get the candy cane?

What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can't hear you..

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

What is a popular Christmas carol in the Desert?
Camel Ye Faithful

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OutlawroxDate: Saturday, 2014-12-20, 6:32 PM | Message # 41
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Why can horses jump so high?

Their hooves have frogs.

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MiniMiniMooDate: Sunday, 2014-12-21, 1:49 PM | Message # 42
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Q: What did the horse say when it fell?

A: "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

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SwampKelpieDate: Sunday, 2014-12-21, 7:18 PM | Message # 43
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Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?

A: Because it had bad stable manners! 

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diqiuDate: Sunday, 2014-12-21, 10:14 PM | Message # 44
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So I have 2. One that isn't a question, and one that is:

1. (not a question) Sending your horse to a trainer without their own fly spray and mask is like sending your kid to camp without any underwear!
(Sorry, not sure if this is too inappropriate.) :l

2. Q: Why are most horses in shape?
     A: Because they are on a stable diet.

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and Happy December to you all!
 
WarmbloodHeartDate: Tuesday, 2014-12-23, 9:32 AM | Message # 45
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Q: Why can't horses dance?
A: Because they have two left feet!

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